Old Ringers

By Joe Simonelli

May 20 - June 5, 2022

In this adult bawdy comedy, four senior women try to fight the shrinking economy and their shrinking pocketbooks by opening up a home phone sex service after receiving an unsolicited obscene phone call!

About The Show

In this hilarious comedy, prolific American playwright Joe Simonelli spins a farcical yarn about five New York seniors who come up with a creative way to make some extra cash to combat a shrinking economy and their depleted pocket books. After receiving an obscene phone call during a coffee get together they decide to go into business for themselves by opening a home phone sex service. The only impediment being protagonist Diane's disproving fundamental Christian daughter whom they must keep it a secret from!

Old Ringers is presented through special arrangement with IPEX Artists Agency.

Cast & Production


Coming soon!

Production Team

Joe Simonelli
Guy Finley
Deane Jones
Directing Advisor
Jim Behr
Stage Manager
Casey Audrain
Scenic & Lighting Design
Mark Audrain


Ticketing Information

Ticketing Opening Dates

Early Access for Subscribers
April 1
Online Reservations
April 22
Box Office Opens
May 9

Running Time

To be determined.

Content Advisory

We do our best to describe content for every show but sensitivities can always vary. This show contains adult language, themes, and situations.

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